Our Role In The Mirror Of Humor & FUNNY JOKES
It is said that at the time of the fall of Christians, two pastors were discussing how many teeth a horse has in its mouth in the light of the Bible. One count was saying something and the other count was saying something else. A passerby asked him why the Bible was needed in this matter. Why don't you open the horse's mouth and count its teeth?
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A Kharkar was going somewhere
with a load on his donkeys when he saw robbers coming from afar. He shouted and ran away ... Run away The robbers are coming. The donkeys said, "Why should we run away?" So run ...! We have to bear the burden, be it yours or someone else's. (This paragraph from Ibn Ansha's writing is, in my opinion, for those politicians who invite the people to take to the streets for their own interests while the people do not listen to their appeals).
A village was flooded, a government official reached the village and addressing the people said that the flow of water has increased a lot, the water has risen 2 feet above the danger mark. People were scared and said what will happen now? The officer said there was no need to panic. We have made arrangements. The danger mark has been raised from two feet to four feet. (This joke is the name of the economic policy makers who talk about raising wages instead of eliminating the causes of inflation, while according to the world's economists, raising wages causes inflation to rise.)
A child in Poland told his class teacher
that our cat has given birth to four children, all of whom are communists. The teacher applauded. A week later, when the school inspector came to inspect, the teacher told the child to talk about the cat again. The child said that our cat has given birth to four children, all of whom are democrats. The teacher said confusedly, "You didn't talk like that a week ago. The child said yes, but now the kittens' eyes are open." (The names of the officials of the political parties who change parties and move to another party bring out bugs in the previous party as if their eyes are open as soon as the party changes.)
Kebabs from a London bakery usually went to Buckingham Palace for the Queen.
On the advice of friends, the baker installed a large board at the shop on which it was written that our Queen eats kebabs with great enthusiasm. Another baker nearby didn't like it much. He immediately put up a sign on the shop on which was written O Allah! Protect our queen's health. (Names of politicians playing the role of opposition politics.)
An urban woman was teaching arithmetic to women in the village.
He asked a woman,
"If you have fifty rupees, give twenty rupees out of it to your husband. Tell me, how many rupees will you have left?" The woman replied, "Nothing."
The woman scolded the village woman. Stupid woman! You do not know arithmetic at all. The village woman replied. You don't even know my husband "Shiro". He will take all the money from me.
A Maulvi Sahib reached a village. He was fond of preaching. He prepared the Friday sermon in a whole week, but the power of nature was such that only one worshiper came to the mosque on Friday. Maulvi Sahib did not understand what to do. He said to the man
, "You are the only person who has come to the mosque."
Tell me what should i do The man said. Maulvi Sahib! I am a village man. All I know is that if I arrive with fodder for the buffaloes and there is only one buffalo, I will give it to the fodder. Maulvi Sahib was very happy. He also gave a wide speech. He then asked the villager, "Tell me, what was the sermon like?" The villager froze and said. Maulvi Sahib! I am a villager, all I know is that if I had a buffalo in front of me, I would not put all the buffalo fodder in front of it.
(Names of curriculum developers.)
An antiquities collector noticed that a man feeding a cat on the counter of his shop was paying no less than ہزار 30,000 for an ancient sugar bowl. The woman thought that perhaps the man was unaware of the value of the bowl. The woman said, acting very cleverly on her own. Sir! Would you like to sell this cat? So the man said. This is my pet cat, but if you still like it, buy it for fifty dollars.
The woman immediately took out fifty dollars and gave it to the man and bought a cat, but as she was leaving she told the shopkeeper. I don't think this cup is of any use to you anymore. Please give it to me too. I will feed the cat in this bowl. The shopkeeper said. Woman! I can't give you this cup, because I have sold 300 cats so far by showing this cup. (Names of conscious people living in Pakistan who are fooled in various ways.)
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