HILARIOUS JOKES|SHORY FUNNY JOKES|JOKES FOR ADULTS
once a family went to search a girl for me for marriage 😂✌,
I was with him and he told me to sit quietly!
He was chewing gum while sitting carelessly. The girl's father was offended by this move.
ask; What are you doing, Why are you chewing gum?
I said: Just chew when I smoke.
* So you also smoke cigarettes? The girl's father asked.
I only smoke when I drink alcohol. I said.
So you also drink alcohol? The girl's father asked.
I replied; Yeah Al that sounds pretty crap to me, Looks like BT ain't for me either
* The girl's father asked: So you also gamble?
I said; Yes, I have had this habit since I came out of prison
The girl's father said in surprise 😱 So have you ever gone to jail?
I said Yeah Al that sounds pretty crap to me, Looks like BT ain't for me either.
The girl's father asked in surprise. So you are also a murderer, why did you commit murder?
I said; Just yes, went to see a relationship in a house, the girl's father used to ask big questions.
The girl's father said, Please sweeten my mouth. I approve of this relationship.
Two friends who were weak in math were ready for the interview.
When the first number came, he entered ....
Officer: You are traveling by train and what do you do if you suddenly feel hot?
Candidate: I will open the window.
Officer: Very well, now tell me if that window is 1.5 square meters and the area of the coach is 12x90 feet and the train is moving south at a speed of 80 km per hour and the wind is blowing from the south at a speed of 5 miles per second. How long will it take for the whole box to cool down when entering?
The candidate tried but could not answer and failed.
When he came out, he asked his friend the question
Now it's his turn ...
Officer: You are traveling on a train, what will you do if you suddenly feel hot?
Candidate: I will take off my coat.
Officer: What would you do if you still felt hot?
Candidate: I will take off my shirt.
Officer: (sighs) What will you do if you still feel hot?
Candidate: I will take off my vest.
Officer: (angrily) What if it's still hot?
Candidate: If you kill me, I will open a new window
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In the old days, a goldsmith who lived in Bombay came to Lahore. He had enough pearls. He opened those pearls at a party and started showing them to everyone. He took a pearl out of his pocket and showed it to the people. This pearl of the night shines (ie shines at night)
When he got up and started to leave, a thief who was sitting in the same room started asking, Sir, where are your intentions? The goldsmith replied I am going to Bombay. I also have a program there. Let's go together. This goldsmith also understood that he is not my companion but he is behind this pearl, but he was sensible and said let's go. The two traveled together all day and in the evening when they fell asleep the thief took off his vest etc. which he was wearing on his shirt and hung it in a separate place. The goldsmith took the pearl out of his pocket and saved his sight. He put the precious pearl in his pocket and fell asleep without any worries. Now this thief got up at night and his pocket began to see all his belongings but no pearls were found anywhere. Finally, he fell asleep. As soon as he woke up in the morning, the goldsmith saved his sight and took the precious pearl out of his pocket When the thief got up, he had breakfast and asked the goldsmith in detail, "Where is the precious pearl that you have? It was not shining at night." The goldsmith took the pearl out of his pocket and said, "I have it ۔
The thief was surprised that I searched his whole pocket but I did not find it but he just took it out of his pocket and saw that I will take it out tonight. The goldsmith did the same thing again the next night and the thief kept searching all night. But nothing was found. In the morning, the pearl of the same story would come out of the goldsmith's pocket. The same thing went on for three or four days. Finally, one morning the thief said to the goldsmith, "I was not with you. Today I consider you a teacher. Please tell me where you kept these pearls at night. He said that Mian used to touch the pockets of others and sometimes he would even put his hand in his own pocket.
Today, our example is like that of a thief who has been looking for people's faults and has never even looked at his collar.
It has become a habit.
That we are always looking for the faults of others, never feeling ourselves.